Read the temperature of any dating chat in seconds.
Screenshot a Hinge, Bumble, Tinder, or text conversation and Hitch tells you exactly where it stands — interested, fading, ghost-incoming, or ready for the date-ask. Plus two suggested replies you can actually send.
What the conversation analyzer actually reads
Hitch’s analyzer looks at four signals in every dating conversation — the same things a really observant friend would notice if they read your chat over your shoulder.
Temperature
A 0–10 score for how warm the conversation feels — based on response speed, message length parity, emoji use, question density, and engagement direction (heating up vs cooling down).
Trajectory
Is the chat building or fading? Hitch reads the last 4–6 messages specifically to detect shifts — the early-stage warmth that quietly turned into one-word replies, or the cool-but-curious chat that just started leaning in.
Diagnosis
Plain-English summary of what’s happening between the two of you. No coaching jargon — just “they’re hesitating because you led with too many questions” or “she just signaled she wants you to ask her out.”
Reply suggestions
Two reply options in different tones — usually a playful one and a direct one. Each comes with a one-sentence explanation of why that move works in this specific moment.
Three example analyses
What Hitch sees in three different conversation types — the hot lead, the slow fade, and the one you should walk away from.
The hot lead
9.1/10 · HOTThe slow fade
5.2/10 · COOLINGThe walk-away
2.8/10 · OFFThe five moments most people get a dating chat wrong
The conversation analyzer is most valuable at decision points — the spots where the wrong move kills momentum and the right move turns a chat into a date.
Before asking for the date
Is the temperature high enough? Is she actually receptive, or are you about to ask too soon?
After a 24-hour gap
Did she go cold, or is she just busy? Hitch can read the last few messages and tell you whether to follow up or wait.
When you can’t read the tone
Was that “lol” flirty or dismissive? Was the “haha” warm or polite? The analyzer translates ambiguous signals into plain English.
Before a risky move
About to send something bold? Run it past Hitch first. The analyzer reads the chat and tells you whether the energy supports it.
When you’ve been ghosted
Hitch reads the last exchange before they went silent and tells you what likely caused it — so you don’t make the same mistake twice.
When something feels off
Sometimes the gut says “something’s wrong” but you can’t name it. The analyzer surfaces what you’re sensing — including red flags you might be talking yourself out of.
Conversation analyzer, answered
The temperature score is a calibrated read across multiple signals — message length parity, response speed, question density, emoji use, escalation patterns, and trajectory shifts in the last few messages. It’s not a fortune teller, but it’s typically within one point of what an experienced dating coach would call. Most users report the score matches their own gut about 90% of the time — and when it doesn’t, the analyzer’s read is usually the more accurate one.
All of them. Hinge, Bumble, Tinder, Match, OkCupid, Coffee Meets Bagel, Plenty of Fish, Grindr, Feeld — plus regular SMS, WhatsApp, and Instagram DMs. Just paste the conversation as text or upload a screenshot. Hitch reads the screenshot using AI vision and analyzes the same way it would for typed text.
Conversations you submit are processed for the analysis you requested and aren’t used to train any third-party AI model. We don’t share screenshots or message content, and we don’t sell your data. You can delete your account and history any time from inside the app. For full details, see our privacy policy.
Yes. The free plan includes 5 conversation analyses per day — enough to cover most active daters. Pro ($5/month yearly) unlocks unlimited analyses plus the rest of Hitch’s coaching tools, including Practice Mode for date-ask rehearsal.
Yes. The analyzer flags concerning patterns — including love-bombing (excessive early intensity), breadcrumbing (just-enough engagement to keep you hanging), and avoidant pacing (fast warm-up followed by deliberate cooling). It explains *why* the pattern is concerning, not just that it exists, so you can decide what to do.
Hitch supports analysis in English, French, Spanish, German, Portuguese, Italian, and Dutch right now, with more languages rolling out. The temperature read works in any of these — the diagnosis is returned in your language preference.
Stop overthinking. Read the room.
Screenshot any dating chat and get a temperature read, diagnosis, and two reply suggestions in five seconds. Free.
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